RATIFICATION CEREMONY · STEP 1 OF 1
smash to enter.
— an avocado must be smashed thrice, as the founders intended —
RATIFIED ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN · VIA FLAP
THE GUAC
CONSTITUTION
a founding document for the avocado that appreciates · est. brunch
CA SLOT
ARTICLE 0 — CONTRACT ADDRESS
to be inscribed at creation on flap.sh · tap to attempt copy
🥑 guac is extra
⚡ tax token on FLAP
tax → cofounder №2
ARTICLE I
the toast was never the problem.
A generation was told: skip the avocado toast and you'll afford a house. So we did the math on the blackboard. Thirteen years of skipped brunch saves $90,155. The down payment is $127,000. The lie is $36,845 short.
$GUAC is the correction. We're not skipping the toast. We're tokenizing it — on the chain built by the app our whole generation trades on.
TODAY'S SPECIALS
avocado toast$19
13 years of "discipline"$90,155
median down payment$127,000
the shortfall−$36,845
ARTICLE II
guac is extra. forever.
Every burrito place in America taught us one law: guac costs extra. Flap turned that law into tokenomics. On Flap, every token is a tax token — a little extra on every single trade, streaming to the creator, forever. Their slogan is literally «creators earn forever».
So $GUAC launches where it philosophically belongs: the extra is built into the contract. And every drop of that extra — 100% of the dynamic tax — streams to the second cofounder of Robinhood, Baiju Bhatt, straight to his wallet via Flap. You don't tip the guac. The guac tips the founder.
F FLAP · CREATE TAX TOKEN · KITCHEN COPY
order....... #0451 · CAFÉ MILLENNIAL
token name.. GUAC
symbol...... $GUAC
network..... ROBINHOOD
board....... flap.sh/robinhood/board
tax......... EXTRA · 100% → BAIJU BHATT
deployer.... 0xBaD5…0C67 (proof below ↓)
status...... COOKING → PLATING → SERVED
SERVED ✓
ARTICLE III
the chain of the brunch generation.
Robinhood Chain: the L2 where stocks trade 24/7 and gas is waived for the first 90 days. Built by the app whose median user is deep in peak-avocado demographic. This is not a random chain pick. This is a homecoming.
The avocado appreciates here. Literally and emotionally.
CITIZEN №1 · TAP TO CONSULT · 0 CONSULTATIONS
ARTICLE IV · THE BENEFICIARY
every tax drop → baiju bhatt.
The second cofounder of Robinhood. The physicist. The one who shaped the product a whole generation trades on — and then left to fire solar lasers from space. On Flap, creators earn forever; we set the creator earnings to him. 100% of the dynamic tax from every $GUAC trade streams to his wallet. The guac pays its respects — in perpetuity.
B·B
Baiju Bhatt
COFOUNDER №2 · ROBINHOOD · RECIPIENT OF THE EXTRA
100% of $GUAC dynamic tax → his wallet,
set at creation via Flap. Forever.
ARTICLE V · THE PROOF
deployed from this wallet. verify it.
No trust required. $GUAC will be created from the exact address below. When the token goes live, open its page on Flap and look at the CREATE BY field — it will match this wallet, character for character. If it doesn\'t match — it\'s not us. That\'s the whole proof.
F DEPLOYER PROOF · SIGNED IN ADVANCE
deployer.... 0xBaD591cdE56474BdF194f0c668dcCFE031AD0C67
platform.... flap.sh · robinhood board
verify at... token page → CREATE BY field
status...... pre-committed · awaiting launch
PROOF ✓